Chapter One; scars. And a lack of professionalism.
Chapter Two; Lawrence gets staked, so rejects medical treatment.
Chapter Three; Let’s all go to the hospital, let’s all go to the hospital…
Chapter Four; Anita Blake is now officially above the law.
Chapter Five; bully for fucking you.
Chapter Six; do you know what the police are good at? Stopping crime.
Chapter Seven; Anita knows nothing about food. Or how to be polite.
Chapter Eight; the Vampire Council’s spokeswoman, Yvette, is introduced. She is, of course, a pervert.
Chapter Nine; yellow belly chicken shit.
Chapter Ten; congrats Captain Obvious.
Chapter Eleven; I ignore stupidity with puppy dogs.
Chapter Twelve; Liv’s a meanie, cos she’s a girl.
Chapter Thirteen; hey look Liv’s still a meanie.
Chapter Fourteen; Anita can’t walk down a pair of stairs.
Chapter Fifteen; the mad rapist is Hispanic. Make of that what you will.
Chapter Sixteen; Vampire Council bullshit makes no sense.
Chapter Seventeen; when does the arson start?
Chapter Eighteen; someone vomits rotting guts everywhere. Surprisingly, this is boring.
Chapter Nineteen; LKH still doesn’t know how unconsciousness works.
Chapter Twenty; women can’t look tuff.
Chapter Twenty One; let’s all talk about Anita and not about the gang rape victim.
Chapter Twenty Two; let’s insult Sylvie further.
Chapter Twenty Three; you know what’s great to have in a family restaurant? A public bar.
Chapter Twenty Four; the police should not do work and should suspect everyone.
Chapter Twenty Five; where are the arson attacks at?
Chapter Twenty Six; Anita and Richard find each other super hawt.
Chapter Twenty Seven; Richard tries to beat a woman in the face.
Chapter Twenty Eight; everyone is sickened at the idea of a woman raping another. They were openly talking about gang rape and insulting the victim earlier, but the idea of a woman forcing herself on another woman? Disgusting.
Chapter Twenty Nine; Anita and Richard solve problems by making out.
Chapter Thirty; Anita tries to shoot down a butterfly.
Chapter Thirty One; Richard pricks his finger on a thorn, so immediately throws off his clothes and has a shower.
Chapter Thirty Two; everyone is out to kill Anita.
Chapter Thirty Three; lesbians are screechy, angry bitches.
Chapter Thirty Four; there was a massive coordinate attack against the vampires of St. Louis, but no one cares about that.
Chapter Thirty Five; Richard is dressing in Anita’s nightie.
Chapter Thirty Six; Anita is working hard to earn her Darwin Award.
Chapter Thirty Seven; Anita jumps on a guy, licks his open wounds, and humps him to orgasm.
Chapter Thirty Eight; finally we’re dealing with the arson plot.
Chapter Thirty Nine; complaining.
Chapter Forty; injuries don’t matter.
Chapter Forty One; women are mean.
Chapter Forty Two; scars.
Chapter Forty Three; a single phone conversation that goes nowhere.
Chapter Forty Four; a little bit of logic.
Chapter Forty Five; Darth Anita.
Chapter Forty Six; Anita faints. Again.
Chapter Forty Seven; everything is solved off-page.
Chapter Forty Eight; JC loves to eat lipstick.
Chapter Forty Nine; more rape. But with pictures to distract you!
Chapter Fifty; Anita holds her friend down to be raped.
Chapter Fifty One; sexy makeout times rips faces off.
Chapter Fifty Two; or something.
Chapter Fifty Three; IT ENDS.