Everyone in the room freezes, as if they really care whether Caleb gets a massive hole in his chest. The snake man says his boss wants to talk to Anita.
“Have him pick up the damn phone and make an appointment,” I said.
Ok, that’s actually a pretty good comeback.
The snake-man pushes his gun into Caleb’s throat, oh, isn’t it dreadful, and they dither about her going to the snake man leader but she doesn’t want to go and the gun has silver shot isn’t it dreadful yadda yadda. SM comes closer, but Anita doesn’t want him in the house, and oh he says he’s not going to hurt her but he’s lying and all the snake men have the house surrounded.
I’m happy the plot is here but… can we get another one? This one’s defective.
The next FOUR pages are Claudia and Anita shooting at people. It is not dissimilar to a write up of a level in a shooter video game. A lot of snake people done get shot up. There’s not much else I can say. Nothing is happening. It’s just a lot of shooting. When the dust clears, Micah appears. He’s special and he’s a black panther. Because he’s special. He’s a panther man.
In the movies the wolfmen are sexless, smooth as a Barbie doll.
That’s probably because no one wants to see wolf men with gigantic nutsacks, swingin’ in the breeze.
In real life, they are very much male.
Even the female ones? Why does Micah have gigantic mega cock when he’s in man-panther form? Animals don’t have large penises. They don’t really need them. Very few animals have sex for anything other than reproduction. It’s not something they’re that interested in.
Micah volunteers to check the house because he’s a brave manly man. It seems everyone has been shot apart from Anita. Igor’s been shot pretty badly so Anita orders Nathaniel to make sure he’s alive as she can’t be doing anything like that herself. Nathaniel stares at Igor and says he can’t hear a heart beat. And you can’t check his body because… REASONS.
They start to check on other people and Cherry comes out to check on Igor but Claudia shouts at her for being an icky girl. Cherry does start to do the medicine, so someone is doing something. And now the police are coming!
You heard gunshots in Jefferson County pretty regularly, so who the hell reported the gunshots?
You had a gun fight with at least twenty people. OF COURSE SOMEONE IS GOING TO THINK THAT’S STRANGE AND TERRIFYING AND WILL PHONE THE POLICE.
Anita starts to worry because there’s like twenty bodies that she can’t explain but Claudia says they’ll look innocent as long as they stay injured.
No. No. No. There’s no way you can walk away from a massive gun fight without some prison time. Anita begs Micah to run, run like the wind lest the police find him and shoot him for being a shapeshifter. This is rectified by him turning into a human. Of course, Micah does it so quickly and wonderfully because he’s special. Anita tells everyone to drop their guns and look innocent. The police then come in.
I yelled back, “Don’t shoot, the bad guys are gone. We’ve got wounded.”
‘The bad guys’. This is supposed to be a badass vampire hunter? She talks and deals with the world like a child! Can I have a book with ACTUAL ADULTS in it? Also, the dead SM are numbering just five, which is… still pretty bad. Anita babbles about how they ran away when the police came and doesn’t know how she’s going to explain this. Well, seeing the excuses that LKH pulls out her ass to stop Anita getting in trouble will be interesting. And no doubt infuriating.