Anita condescends to let the police know that Olaf is raping and slaughtering an innocent woman. Thanks Anita. Thank you for momentarily thinking that someone just might be as important as you are.
Bernardo, who is openly campaigning to win the title of ‘World’s Most Consistently Unpleasant Asshole’ (a hotly fought battle between Edward Cullen and Christian Grey atm), doesn’t think they should stop Professor Dallas from being raped and murdered. After all, Olaf saved Anita and Bernardo, so he ought to be able to rape and murder any woman he chooses with impunity.
Why is this even an issue to be argued over? Just because you do one good thing it does not mean you can run around RAPING AND MURDERING WOMEN. Women are not objects to be won and disposed of!
LKH, why do you hate women? What have we ever done that was so awful?
“There’s no misunderstanding,” Bernardo said. “I think it’s shitty to turn Olaf into the cops.”
This argument over whether they should allow Olaf to RAPE AND MURDER AN INNOCENT WOMAN lasts for two pages. To add a cherry on this shit sundae, Bernardo says they should MURDER INNOCENT POLICE OFFICERS to let Olaf run free.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE?
WHY DO PEOPLE LIKE THESE CHARACTERS?
THIS IS HORRIBLE!
Bernardo then says if Anita won’t let Olaf go, he’ll shoot her in the back of the head.
Again, LKH, why do you hate women?
Anita waffles on about how ‘Olaf has more rules of honour than you do’ but lol whatever he rapes and murders women for fun, he has no honour. Bernardo tells her to just get used to it, because she cut out a vampire’s heart. Um, asshole, that’s her job. Fuck you.
They arrive at the house and Dallas is – mercifully – okay. Anita finds an envelope with her name on it attached to Dallas’s postbox. She takes it, and goes up to the house to check that Dallas is ok. You know, for once, Anita is behaving like a decent human being. I wish she behaved like this all the time. Dallas says how someone prank called the police to come to her house.
The cops then stare at Bernardo for being a POC because in a state with an extensive Native American and Hispanic population all the cops are white and inherently racist.
Anita opens up the note from Olaf, which is essentially a great big love note with doodles of ‘Olaf 4 Anita’ and love talk about the two of them killing people and how they are murdering soul mates.
If a guy who likes brutally raping and murdering women thinks you can go murder people together, it’s time to re-evaluate your life choices.
The note wasn’t signed. Big surprise there, since I might have given it to the police.
Um… you’re not going to? Olaf is WANTED by the police. That note has his handwriting and probably is covered in his fingerprints. Why don’t you want him to be caught by the police? Anita then tells Dallas about how Olaf nearly butchered her and makes her read the note. Dallas attempts to make them turn Olaf into the police but silly women serial killers are cool and must be encouraged in their hatred towards women!
Anita then thinks about how she is essentially Olaf. I don’t think this is going to make her change her behaviour in the slightest.